Behold! A glorious monument to the late 24th century, rendered entirely in text! This isn't your grandma's floral arrangement, unless your grandma had a serious thing for philosophical androids and questionable alien fashion.
Gaze upon the sheer density of it all! It's like someone took the entire bridge crew, their favorite catchphrases, and that one time Riker sat down weirdly, and crammed it all into a word cloud shaped vaguely like something that goes "whoosh" through space.
You'll find the esteemed captain's pronouncements rubbing shoulders with the security chief's stoicism. Engineering jargon gets cozy with the counselor's insightful (and sometimes obvious) observations. And somewhere in there, we're pretty sure there's a word for that sticky stuff on the transporter pad.
This poster is perfect for anyone who's ever wanted to wallpaper their bathroom with technobabble or impress guests with their encyclopedic knowledge of away missions gone slightly sideways. Just try not to stare at it for too long – you might start speaking in made-up alien languages and craving prune juice. You have been warned!
