Bengals/Browns – An Empire Divided Darth Vader’s helmet has seen some battles, but nothing prepared him for the AFC North. One half roars with Bengal stripes, the other sulks in Browns orange—like a Force-sensitive fan torn between touchdowns and turnovers. It’s Star Wars meets Ohio football dysfunction, and the only thing more divided than this helmet is your family on game day. Perfect for fans who love sci-fi, sports, and spicy rivalries with a side of existential dread.
