The Sorting Hat – Great American Ballpark Edition This ain’t Hogwarts—it’s the dugout. This magical cap doesn’t sort you into Gryffindor or Slytherin. Nah, it’s deciding if you belong in House Bench, House Votto, or House “We’re Rebuilding Again.” With stitched patches, expressive eye holes, and a Reds logo front and center, this hat’s got more attitude than a rain delay in extra innings.
Perfect for fans who love baseball, wizardry, and a little chaos in the clubhouse. May randomly shout “Get the bullpen!” when exposed to hot dogs or bobbleheads.
