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Darth Swifty

Darth Swifty

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When the Empire strikes back... with a breakup album. Meet Darth Swifty—the galaxy’s most emotionally complex overlord. He’s got a helmet full of feelings, a cape that flutters dramatically in the wind, and a playlist that could bring a stormtrooper to tears. Whether he's rewriting the Jedi Code into a diss track or just trying to find space for his feelings, this design is for anyone who believes the Force is strong with sad bops and eyeliner.

Perfect for fans of moody anthems, intergalactic drama, and the occasional lightsaber solo during a power ballad.

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