The Sorting Hat – Queen City Edition Straight outta Hogwarts and straight into the Bailey, this magical hat doesn’t care about bravery or cunning—it sorts you based on how loud you chant, how many scarves you own, and whether you know the correct pronunciation of “Acosta.” With a lion crest and a mischievous smirk, this hat’s ready to declare you a member of House Who Dey, House Goalazo, or House “We’ll Get ‘Em Next Season.”
Perfect for soccer fans who love fantasy, footy, and a little magical chaos. May spontaneously shout “FCC!” when exposed to skyline chili.
