Go Crew!

You're looking at the ultimate word art tribute to The Columbus Crew, meticulously crafted into a shape that vaguely resembles something you'd see if you squinted really hard at a soccer ball after a few too many celebratory beverages.

This masterpiece is a chaotic symphony of names, chants, and glorious moments, proving that Columbus can have nice things in sports. You've got legends like "Guillermo Barros Schelotto" crammed next to "HELL IS REAL" – because sometimes, derby matches really do feel like eternal damnation for the opposing team.

Spot "MLS CUP WINNERS 2020" and "2008" in there, reminding everyone that the Crew were winning championships before it was cool (or, you know, before the rest of the league caught up). And of course, "COLUMBUS TIL I DIE" is sprinkled throughout, which, let's be honest, is a promise many of us made after a particularly thrilling stoppage-time goal, possibly while spilling a beer.

It’s a beautiful, slightly overwhelming tribute to the yellow and black, capturing all the chaotic energy of a packed Lower.com Field. So hang it up, point out your favorite obscure player from 2004, and try not to get dizzy staring at all the glorious, gold-and-black madness!