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Hogwarts Underground

Hogwarts Underground

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Step aside, Muggles—London’s public transit just got a magical upgrade. This poster hilariously transforms the infamous Platform 9¾ into your new local Tube stop, complete with brick-wall graffiti from the Hogwarts house cliques. Apparently, Ravenclaw tags in Latin, Slytherin leaves cryptic snakes, and Gryffindor insists on sketching heroic poses no one asked for. Hufflepuff? They brought snacks.

✨ The London Underground logo now stands proudly next to the wizarding portal, suggesting Voldemort might’ve commuted daily if broom traffic hadn't been so unpredictable. The stone archway beckons like a magical wormhole—destination unknown, but probably includes mandatory cloak-wearing and butterbeer spills.

Perfect for witches, wizards, and commuters stuck on the Circle Line, this piece says, “Who needs the Ministry of Magic when you’ve got TfL?”

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