"You can't just go around licking things." Oh, can't I? This design dares to ask the question every rebellious grown-up has whispered after a few too many drinks and one regrettable bachelor party story. Perfect for those who live by impulse, flirt like it’s a sport, and think boundaries are merely suggestions. Whether it’s dating apps, dessert spoons, or mysterious doorknobs at 3 a.m.—some of us are just here for a little taste of chaos. It’s playful. It’s questionable. It’s probably not FDA-approved.
