Behold! A glorious monument to summer camp mishaps and bladed weaponry, cleverly disguised as abstract art! This poster is a chaotic explosion of terms that would make any self-respecting camp counselor nervous. Words like "unlucky day," "lakeside," and "masked menace" swirl around a central, vaguely goalie-mask-shaped void, hinting at the star of our slasher saga without uttering the forbidden name.
You'll find a dizzying array of potential vacation spots (spoiler alert: don't go!), an inventory of pointy gardening tools that should definitely be locked up, and a cast of characters whose life expectancy is shorter than a campfire marshmallow. The overall effect is a frantic scramble of horror tropes, a visual representation of that feeling when you hear a twig snap in the woods after dark. It's a must-have for anyone who enjoys a good scream and has a healthy fear of Friday. Just try not to read it aloud in a dark cabin – you never know what might hear you!
