Pride of the Bat

"Forget the Bat-Signal, Gotham's got a new beacon of light: a Bat-Joke romance! It looks like Batman finally realized fighting crime was just foreplay, and the Joker's 'chaotic good' side is really just a desperate plea for cuddles. 'Could this be... LOVE?' asks the Joker, probably wondering if Batman's utility belt has a spare pair of matching pride socks. Meanwhile, Batman, ever the dramatic one, is just yelling 'I'M BATMAN!!!' – which, let's be honest, is probably his go-to line when he's flustered. Move over, Harley Quinn, there's a new power couple in Gotham, and their couple's therapy sessions are going to be legendary. I just hope Alfred packed enough glitter for the Batmobile."