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My Relaxer Drink!

My Relaxer Drink!

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Because sometimes “relaxer chair” means not chasing kids, folding laundry, or pretending you enjoy make-believe for the 9th hour straight. This design flips a beloved kid quote into a well-earned adult mantra—feet up, glass in hand, sanity pending. With colorful, playful text and a knowing wink to tired parents everywhere, it’s perfect for anyone who’s traded juice boxes for chardonnay and bedtime stories for “do not disturb.” Great for mugs, shirts, or anything you want to wear while officially “relaxer-ing.”

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