The Sorting Hat – Jungle Edition This isn’t your grandma’s Hogwarts. This Sorting Hat has stripes, swagger, and a toothy grin that screams “Who Dey!” Forget bravery or cunning—this magical headwear sorts you based on touchdown dances, tailgate snacks, and how loudly you yell at refs. One look and it’s already deciding if you belong in House Burrow or House “We Almost Had It.”
Perfect for Bengals fans who love fantasy, football, and a little magical mischief. Warning: may spontaneously shout “Run the damn ball!” in crowded taverns.
