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Ursula
Ursula
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Behold Ursula, the sea witch who puts the “sass” in “sorcery” and the “tentacle” in “technical difficulties.” This typographic tempest is brewed from pure villainy, glittering charm, and just a splash of cauldron-grade chaos.
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Her body language? Lethally persuasive.
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Her hobbies? Voice theft, contract law, and dramatic monologues.
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Her catchphrases? “Poor Unfortunate Souls” and “The Boss Is On A Roll”—because she’s not just evil, she’s got a theme song.
This design is basically a résumé for the CEO of Sea Shenanigans, featuring keywords like “SPELL,” “EELS,” “MANIPULATION,” and “FLYING DUTCHMAN.” Hang it up and let Ursula remind you daily that ambition, deception, and a killer laugh are all you need to run the ocean.
Perfect for fans of villain glam, oceanic drama, and anyone who’s ever said, “Fortunately, I know a little magic.” 💜🐙
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